Dr. G'N'F'N'R

Ok, so the marketing geniuses over at the Dr. Pepper compound have offered a can of their delicious tonic to everyone in America if Guns 'N Roses release their ridiculously over promised, under delivered Chinese Democracy album is released in 2008.

Brilliant! Seriously, Dr. Pepper gets great coverage and realistically the only thing Axl is going to release this year is probably another couple notches on his belt. It's funny, you know, as his waistband gets larger and the odds of Slash coming back and saving his ass get smaller. Coincidence?

I'm glad Dr. Pepper is doing something to make up for this atrocity.