iTunes beats Wal-Mart, announces candidacy for President

I can almost hear Steve "I'm the King" Jobs cackling manically after the recent news that iTunes store is now the the number one music retailer in the US. The online digital music store surpassed the behemoth Wal-Mart in overall music sales for the months of February and March. It seems that people are still buying more CD's on a whole, but iTunes is raking in the larger slice of cheese apparently. It's nice to see Wal-Mart dethroned, but I'm sure they'll make up for the loss in sales by squashing some smaller foreign country or cutting into their employees health care plan. YAY!

This is how Steve laughs.

Jamie Lidell is Jim. Not to mention frickin' hilarious! He's posted part one of a three part video series leading up to his album release with some Hollywood hijinks. "Jim" is slated for release on April 24th and promises to be some bad bad funk. Yeah, like 80's BAD, you know, head spins and 'fresh' Adidas. This man can do no wrong in my eyes...

Have you ever wondered what if Rick James became the HULK? Wonder no more...via Laughing Squid